MPs are being encouraged to use the term “Daesh” instead of “Islamic State” as Daesh is an insult to the terrorists.
Unfortunately, Daesh is a really difficult word for me to pronounce so, from now on, I’ll be using the word “Cunts”.
I rang up work this morning..
“My wife passed away in the early hours,” I told them. “I’m going to need some time off work.”
“Oh dear, sorry for your loss,” the receptionist said. “And of course we understand. Take as much time off as you need.”
“Thank you,” I replied. “It’ll be about eighteen years, providing I behave myself.”
Stop Muslims entering the USA…
They don’t want crazy people bringing guns into the country?