I got arrested in Clarksville, Tennessee for accidently killing a black man.
They charged me with impersonating a police officer!
Why are there no telephone directories in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, someone is bound to wing the wong number
Apparently sexual attacks have been down since the snowfall began.
Must be down to black fuckers camouflage not working as well !
Donald Trump has sparked outrage by calling for a ban on all Muslims entering the United States because he says they scare everyone.
It would be more useful if he focused on things most Americans are actually afraid of, like diet and exercise.
I was driving through a council estate in Liverpool earlier with my mum in the car and she said “Isn’t this a lovely place?”..
.. Her tune fairly changed when we started to see cars on fire, kids drinking on street corners, police raiding houses and a birthday banner on a house that said “Happy 30th birthday Gran”.
Golden Wonder have announced that for every pack of NikNaks sold 50% of the profits shall be donate to the Pakistan flood appeal. The aim is to provide raincoats and temporary housing for the victims.
The NikNak Paki mak give the wog a home scheme starts Monday.
I’ll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous…