Sir Bradley Wiggins has denied taking drugs to help him win the Tour de France, claiming it was a fair win. He added that he had to cycle really fast to escape the colossal razor-toothed fire-breathing luminescent dragon that was chasing him.
On my fifth pint of Stella and I noticed it says ‘Please Drink Responsibly’ on the side of the can.
Well, I’ve got my seat belt on and the car has airbags. Does that count?